The Life and Loves of Jet Tea

Would you believe it?  I've only gone and written a novel.  Those of you who have been following this blog since its inception three years ago will already know that I have been working on The Life and Loves of Jet Tea - a fantastical opus in tribute to my best friend - for a long time.  Well, they said it'd never happen (possibly) but here it is.  My debut novel; available to purchase here!

The novel is also available on Amazon UK.

In the wake of a traumatic break-up, Jet Tea takes to the high streets of suburban West London to drink away his troubles with his society-hating friends.

While his friends are content to get their genitals out on dancefloors, bash commuters' heads in with golf clubs and find ever-more creative uses of the C-word, Jet Tea quickly realises he needs to find love, and will look everywhere for it... except for where he should be looking.

And what exactly is a vagrant claiming to be a wizard doing amidst all of this?

So if you like what I've written thus far, or like me enough to pretend you do, then I strongly recommend you check it out.  I hate comparing my own work to others but if I had to I'd call it a cross between Terry Pratchett and Withnail and I.  It's semi-biographical, but I can confirm that nobody I know personally has been portrayed (outside of the three lead characters, obviously).

Trust me, this is the safest way to get to know Jet Tea.

Also available on Kindle!